Week 13 picks
Last week: 11-4
Season record: 115-57-2
hey folks.....it's Week 13 and that means a FULL slate of games. There are 14 games today and one tomorrow, which means a frenetic Andrew Siciliano trying to figure out how to get six games on a screen at once and holding in his pee for three hours. Anyway, let's get to it....
Baltimore at Atlanta--I saw Lamar Jackson play up close two years ago. And I am not surprised one bit at how well he's playing in the NFL after seeing him shred Boston College's defense in the air and on the ground. I wonder what the future holds for Joe Flacco. Wide receiver? A change up here and there to mess with the defense? A very expensive decoy? Ravens 27, Falcons 24
Denver at Cincinnati--You know what's hilarious? When you see something on Red Zone either live or seconds after it happens, and then 15 minutes later seeing Fox or CBS have a "game break" with Curt Menafee or Carissa Thompson. Siciliano then says, mockingly, "you saw that here 15 minutes ago." Bengals 20, Broncos 16
LA Rams at Detroit--Now that the Saints appear mortal, the Rams may become everyone's golden child team again to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl. The Lions, meanwhile, have reverted back to being the NFC North's doormat. Rams 42, Lions 17
Arizona at Green Bay--Both of these coaches will be relieved of their duties next month, because they are both underachieving. And the Packers have been looking for an excuse to launch Mike McCarthy out of Wisconsin for a while now. Packers 27, Cards 17
Cleveland at Houston--The past few years we've had big games between the Cavs and Rockets, Indians and Astros. Could this be the future of dominance in the AFC? Texans 20, Browns 19
Indianapolis at Jacksonville--Is Blake Bortles still employed by the Jags? Does Andrew Luck still have a whole-body beard? Colts 28, Jags 24
Buffalo at Miami--I just remembered that when there is a full slate of games, we have a few clunkers--like this. Dolphins 24, Bills 14
Chicago at NY Giants--The thought of a sieve protecting Eli Manning against the Bears' stifling defense has me feeling pains of empathy. And those pains also represent my feelings as a Giants' fan for two seasons now. Bears 30, Giants 13
Carolina at Tampa Bay--Has anyone else noticed what complete morons are on the road during holiday shopping season? Online shopping has never been more appealing. Bucs 27, Panthers 26
Kansas City at Oakland--I'd say the Chiefs' shot at the 1-seed look very good knowing they still have to play these Raiders twice. Chiefs 34, Raiders 16
NY Jets at Tennessee--The Jets' opening Monday night thrashing of Detroit on the road seems like it was five years ago, doesn't it? Titans 19, Jets 16
Minnesota at New England--I got borderline excited about this one until I noticed it was on Fox. Which means it's the fucking Joe Buck game. Pats 31, Vikings 27
San Francisco at Seattle--Don't look now, the Hawks are still hanging around. Seahawks 27, Niners 17
LA Chargers at Pittsburgh--I have to admit I did not see the Chargers being this good. And that we could have an all Los Angeles Super Bowl. Blah. Steelers 35, Chargers 33
Washington at Philadelphia--Everyone is now collectively up the ass of the Cowboys. But now that they have a bit of momentum, I would not rule out the (makes me throw up in my mouth when I say it) defending champs. Eagles 23, Redskins 20
Season record: 115-57-2
hey folks.....it's Week 13 and that means a FULL slate of games. There are 14 games today and one tomorrow, which means a frenetic Andrew Siciliano trying to figure out how to get six games on a screen at once and holding in his pee for three hours. Anyway, let's get to it....
Baltimore at Atlanta--I saw Lamar Jackson play up close two years ago. And I am not surprised one bit at how well he's playing in the NFL after seeing him shred Boston College's defense in the air and on the ground. I wonder what the future holds for Joe Flacco. Wide receiver? A change up here and there to mess with the defense? A very expensive decoy? Ravens 27, Falcons 24
Denver at Cincinnati--You know what's hilarious? When you see something on Red Zone either live or seconds after it happens, and then 15 minutes later seeing Fox or CBS have a "game break" with Curt Menafee or Carissa Thompson. Siciliano then says, mockingly, "you saw that here 15 minutes ago." Bengals 20, Broncos 16
LA Rams at Detroit--Now that the Saints appear mortal, the Rams may become everyone's golden child team again to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl. The Lions, meanwhile, have reverted back to being the NFC North's doormat. Rams 42, Lions 17
Arizona at Green Bay--Both of these coaches will be relieved of their duties next month, because they are both underachieving. And the Packers have been looking for an excuse to launch Mike McCarthy out of Wisconsin for a while now. Packers 27, Cards 17
Cleveland at Houston--The past few years we've had big games between the Cavs and Rockets, Indians and Astros. Could this be the future of dominance in the AFC? Texans 20, Browns 19
Indianapolis at Jacksonville--Is Blake Bortles still employed by the Jags? Does Andrew Luck still have a whole-body beard? Colts 28, Jags 24
Buffalo at Miami--I just remembered that when there is a full slate of games, we have a few clunkers--like this. Dolphins 24, Bills 14
Chicago at NY Giants--The thought of a sieve protecting Eli Manning against the Bears' stifling defense has me feeling pains of empathy. And those pains also represent my feelings as a Giants' fan for two seasons now. Bears 30, Giants 13
Carolina at Tampa Bay--Has anyone else noticed what complete morons are on the road during holiday shopping season? Online shopping has never been more appealing. Bucs 27, Panthers 26
Kansas City at Oakland--I'd say the Chiefs' shot at the 1-seed look very good knowing they still have to play these Raiders twice. Chiefs 34, Raiders 16
NY Jets at Tennessee--The Jets' opening Monday night thrashing of Detroit on the road seems like it was five years ago, doesn't it? Titans 19, Jets 16
Minnesota at New England--I got borderline excited about this one until I noticed it was on Fox. Which means it's the fucking Joe Buck game. Pats 31, Vikings 27
San Francisco at Seattle--Don't look now, the Hawks are still hanging around. Seahawks 27, Niners 17
LA Chargers at Pittsburgh--I have to admit I did not see the Chargers being this good. And that we could have an all Los Angeles Super Bowl. Blah. Steelers 35, Chargers 33
Washington at Philadelphia--Everyone is now collectively up the ass of the Cowboys. But now that they have a bit of momentum, I would not rule out the (makes me throw up in my mouth when I say it) defending champs. Eagles 23, Redskins 20
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