Week 9 picks
Last week: 11-3
Season record: 86-34-2
We are literally at the hump day of the season now, as week 9 is basically the midpoint. Some teams are already way, way out of it--Giants, Raiders, Niners, Bills. And the Rams, Chiefs, Pats and Saints are well on their way to the postseason. But aside from that, the field is wide fucking open. That's good and bad. Good that more teams have a shot, bad that there will likely be teams we don't give two shits about in January, like the Bengals or Titans. And with that, here we go....
Pittsburgh at Baltimore--Yeah yeah, I know....these teams are hard hitting and bitter rivals. I don't know why, but this matchup bores the shit out of me. Steelers 23, Ravens 22
Chicago at Buffalo--Who is playing QB for Buffalo these days? I mean, is it my turn to start yet because I feel like the phone's about to ring. Bears 27, Bills 10
Tampa Bay at Carolina--I just read that Ryan Fitzpatrick's kid dressed up as Ryan Fitzpatrick dressing up as DeSean Jackson at the postgame podium for Halloween. How awesome is that? Panthers 34, Bucs 27
Kansas City at Cleveland--Someday soon, or perhaps in 35 years, the Browns will start a season 7-1. Chiefs 35, Browns 17
NY Jets at Miami--Do you think there are more New Yorkers in New Jersey or Miami? Dolphins 19, Jets 17
Detroit at Minnesota--The NFC North is a prime example of parity--the Bears are in first place at 4-3 and the Lions are in last place at 3-4. Which means when it comes down to it, both of these teams will be watching Aaron Rodgers and the Packers in January. Vikings 31, Lions 24
Atlanta at Washington--Maybe once Chuckie gets fired, Chuckie's little brother can add Chuckie to his staff in DC. Redskins 23, Falcons 20
Houston at Denver--I just did a double take. The Texans have FIVE wins? They were 0-3 and have just reeled off five straight wins, which probably has saved Bill O'Brien's giant bunghole dimple.....ah, I mean job! Broncos 28, Texans 24
LA Chargers at Seattle--Something tells me the Chargers are 3-4 masquerading as 5-2. Seahawks 26, Chargers 24
LA Rams at New Orleans--Oh good, this is probably the Joe Buck game. Great match up between the 8-0 Rams and 6-1 Saints. And it's gonna be spoiled by the Ryan Seacrest of sports broadcasters. Rams 38, Saints 37
Green Bay at New England--Maybe it's me but the Packers' schedule has seemed especially brutal this year. At least this part right here, facing the Rams and Pats on the road in back to back weeks? Yikes. Pats 42, Packers 35
Tennessee at Dallas--And once again we follow up a riveting Sunday night match up with a turd sandwich on Monday. Cowboys 24, Titans 17
Season record: 86-34-2
We are literally at the hump day of the season now, as week 9 is basically the midpoint. Some teams are already way, way out of it--Giants, Raiders, Niners, Bills. And the Rams, Chiefs, Pats and Saints are well on their way to the postseason. But aside from that, the field is wide fucking open. That's good and bad. Good that more teams have a shot, bad that there will likely be teams we don't give two shits about in January, like the Bengals or Titans. And with that, here we go....
Pittsburgh at Baltimore--Yeah yeah, I know....these teams are hard hitting and bitter rivals. I don't know why, but this matchup bores the shit out of me. Steelers 23, Ravens 22
Chicago at Buffalo--Who is playing QB for Buffalo these days? I mean, is it my turn to start yet because I feel like the phone's about to ring. Bears 27, Bills 10
Tampa Bay at Carolina--I just read that Ryan Fitzpatrick's kid dressed up as Ryan Fitzpatrick dressing up as DeSean Jackson at the postgame podium for Halloween. How awesome is that? Panthers 34, Bucs 27
Kansas City at Cleveland--Someday soon, or perhaps in 35 years, the Browns will start a season 7-1. Chiefs 35, Browns 17
NY Jets at Miami--Do you think there are more New Yorkers in New Jersey or Miami? Dolphins 19, Jets 17
Detroit at Minnesota--The NFC North is a prime example of parity--the Bears are in first place at 4-3 and the Lions are in last place at 3-4. Which means when it comes down to it, both of these teams will be watching Aaron Rodgers and the Packers in January. Vikings 31, Lions 24
Atlanta at Washington--Maybe once Chuckie gets fired, Chuckie's little brother can add Chuckie to his staff in DC. Redskins 23, Falcons 20
Houston at Denver--I just did a double take. The Texans have FIVE wins? They were 0-3 and have just reeled off five straight wins, which probably has saved Bill O'Brien's giant bunghole dimple.....ah, I mean job! Broncos 28, Texans 24
LA Chargers at Seattle--Something tells me the Chargers are 3-4 masquerading as 5-2. Seahawks 26, Chargers 24
LA Rams at New Orleans--Oh good, this is probably the Joe Buck game. Great match up between the 8-0 Rams and 6-1 Saints. And it's gonna be spoiled by the Ryan Seacrest of sports broadcasters. Rams 38, Saints 37
Green Bay at New England--Maybe it's me but the Packers' schedule has seemed especially brutal this year. At least this part right here, facing the Rams and Pats on the road in back to back weeks? Yikes. Pats 42, Packers 35
Tennessee at Dallas--And once again we follow up a riveting Sunday night match up with a turd sandwich on Monday. Cowboys 24, Titans 17
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