Week 9 2020 picks

Season record: 72-48

Now, if only the election will be decided by Sunday.....

Denver at Atlanta--I guess we know where Andrew Catalon and James Lofton are going to be on Sunday.  Falcons 20, Broncos 19

Seattle at Buffalo--Okay, so this game is fascinating.  The Seahawks are not as lethal on the road, but they are still maybe the best team in the NFC.  The Bills are almost surely going to win the AFC East and be hosting a wild card game in January (unless there is a playoff bubble).  Get your popcorn ready.  Bills 31, Seahawks 30

Baltimore at Indianapolis--The team that stole a franchise from Cleveland at the team that stole a franchise from Baltimore.  Ravens 31, Colts 28

Houston at Jacksonville--I guess we know where Spero Dedes and Adam Archuleta will be on Sunday.  (I don't know why I'm picking on these broadcast teams....I have nothing against them personally, but I do feel bad for them that they have to call games between shitty teams every week).  Jags 22, Texans 19

Carolina at Kansas City--This game won't really be interesting unless Christian McCaffrey is back, and I think he might be.  Chiefs 38, Panthers 20

Detroit at Minnesota--Is it Thanksgiving yet?  Vikings 29, Lions 26

Chicago at Tennessee--This is the Two Teams that Started off Hot but Now Are Not Bowl.  Titans 28, Bears 22

NY Giants at Washington--It pains me to say this, but Daniel Jones appears to not know how to avoid turnovers.  WFC 23, Giants 20

Las Vegas at LA Chargers--Justin Herbert is awesome but I get the feeling the Chargers have issues as they keep blowing big leads.  Raiders 24, Chargers 21

Miami at Arizona--Behold, the Josh Rosen Bowl.  Serious question, is that guy still on an NFL roster?  Actually I just checked.  He is on the Tampa Bay Bucs' roster....actually, their practice squad.  Meanwhile, there are three QBs ahead of him on the active roster--Tom Brady, Blaine Gabbert, and Ryan Griffin.  This is a guy who scouts and pundits had as a possible #1 draft pick in 2018!!  Cards 23, Dolphins 21

Pittsburgh at Dallas--A throwback to '70's Super Bowls, but these two teams could not be less evenly matched right now.  Steelers 45, Cowboys 10

New Orleans at Tampa Bay--For first place in the NFC Central, Sunday Night Football actually has a good game this week.  Bucs 30, Saints 26

New England at NY Jets--I feel like there is a good chance the Pats snap their four-game losing streak on Monday night.  Patriots 21, Jets 16